HOW YOU WOULD HAVE SPENT 2020 NYE HOROSCOPE (If it Weren’t for COVID)
*DISCLAIMER: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ASTROLOGY* *DISCLAIMER II: I AM AN ARIES* ARIES: You show up early to a lame party and…
Horoscope
Witch Sign are You? Horoscopes from Mademoiselle Cassandra Spec and The Mistress of Reality
Taurus time, witches.
Les Horoscopes de la Mistress of Reality (ft. Mademoiselle Cassandra Spec)
It's Aries season, my pets.
AUGUST COMPASS: Droppin’ the Scope
Aries You like your romantic partners the way you like your coffee: submerged in ice ‘til they’re the temperature of a…
JUNE COMPASS: Droppin’ the Scope
Aries: To err is human. To blame mistakes on anyone but yourself is Aries. Lucky Show: The Dreebs @ Deep Thoughts …
MAY COMPASS: Horoscope
Aries Earth and all of its green goodness is incredibly angry with humanity. Expect the tree’s revenge in the form of many…
APRIL COMPASS: Droppin’ the Scope
Aries It would make more sense if it was harder to get pregnant and easier to give birth, but ok. Lucky…
JANUARY COMPASS: Droppin the Scope
Aries Your New Year’s Resolution is to give or to receive (whichever t’is better) road head from the safety of a…
DECEMBER COMPASS: Droppin The Scope
Aries You used to take Ambien, a prescription sleep medication, recreationally and stay “awake,” entering a hallucinogenic dream state and blurting out…
Horoscope, K. Keays, Negation, Sharpwaist, Purism, S.Nicaenum
Misogyny Stone by Horoscope
COMPASS 86: Droppin’ the Scope
Aries You struggle with the concept that another person could be more appealing than you are, either in word or deed or…
COMPASS #85: Droppin the Scope
Aries Having a lot of Facebook friends and Instagram followers is fun, butt when will you be able to go to CVS…
