Pondicherry – “Thank You, Dumb Bumpkins”
via The Lankville Daily News President Pondicherry last night thanked all the “dumb bumpkins” who helped him win election in 2016. “I…
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OPINION: What Do You Get When You Put a Bunny in a Room Full...
By Ida Rumpus via The Lankville Daily News It started like this. We had a big birthday party for my boyfriend Glenn’s…
How to Plan the Perfect Valentine’s Day for Your Husband, Boyfriend, or Lover
via The Lankville Daily News By Shirley Naphouse Celebrate the love you feel for your husband, boyfriend, or lover this Valentine’s…
What Happens When Nobody Picks Up a Pizza?
via The Lankville Daily News by Scott, Manager of the Pizza A-Round When you order a pizza, you enter into a…
I Want to Tell You SO Much About How My New Boyfriend Took Me...
IMPORTANT STORY VIA THE LANKVILLE DAILY NEWS by Ashley Pfeiffers OH MY GOD! I just HAVE to tell you about how my…
NEWS FROM LANKVILLE: THE TWO POLICEMEN
Our segment News from Lankville returns after a brief hiatus with a look over a mysterious wall. What’s over the wall? The…
Five Ways to Repurpose Leftover Pumpkins by David Hadbawnik
David Hadbawnik is Lankville’s premier authority on the proper disposal of pumpkins and gourds. Each day, I receive hundreds of thousands of…
Today in Breakfast Sandwiches by Brian Schropp
by Brian Schropp A lot of people come up to me on a daily basis. They say, “Brian, when are you ever…
Samways and Fick, Consultants: ORGANIZATIONAL DEVELOPMENT
In today’s increasingly challenging and competitive business environment, organizations must function more effectively and efficiently than ever before in World History to…
Presidential Poll Results In; Sturdy Teddy to Recover
By Otho Ump Results of the first national Lankville Presidential Poll were released this morning. President Pondicherry continues to hold a slight…
Area Grocery Store to Dispense Utensils One at a Time
By Brock Belvedere LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES! Barlow Foods is changing the way it offers plastic eating utensils in its cafe, and…
When You’re Ramping it Up with Big Chips, You Don’t Need No Safety Net
by Big Chips, Special Correspondent When you’re out ramping it up with Big Chips, you don’t need no safety net. What you…
