By Shirley Naphouse
Celebrate the love you feel for your husband, boyfriend, or lover this Valentine’s Day by going out of your way to make it just absolutely perfect. It doesn’t have to be expensive, complex, or at a water park; rather, a successful Valentine’s Day results from thoughtful planning and paying attention to the small details that you know matter to him.
BE THE ONE DOING THE WOOING
Traditionally, it’s the man who does the wooing on Valentine’s Day. Why not turn the tables this year? Make a change by taking charge and wooing him instead. Sneak up behind him and put your hand over his eyes so he can’t see anything. Shove a soft teddy bear in his face while cooing, “Guess who! Guess who!” Men just love that kind of thing. It’ll surprise him and he’ll enjoy it.
BUILD IT UP
Start talking about the big day early and often. Leave a bunch of notes about it and a picture of you two together on his car. Cover the car in roses a week beforehand. Make frequent phone calls to his work number and hang up. And do something different with yourself like wearing a pony tail or shoes that light up. And if he doesn’t notice, just assume he thinks you look beautiful like you always do!
OFFER TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ON THE DAY
This means paying, driving, organizing, etc. You’re giving him a day off “from love”, with his only responsibility to enjoy! But don’t emasculate him by proverbially cock-blocking his efforts; if he prefers to drive, for example, he won’t find it romantic to be forced to sit on his hands in the passenger seat or in the bed of a pickup truck with that hay you picked up earlier that week. Be aware of his needs.
DRESS UP
Where appropriate, dress up as much as possible to make it a really super special occasion. Obviously, if you’re on a horse-riding date or at a Lingus Nets match, you’ll need to consider clothing changes but for the formal and dressy parts of the date, look your absolute best. Any dress less than, say, $400, will just not do. But remember, taking care to remind him of how stunning you are is only one part of the dressing up; it’s also about feeling your luscious bests and about showing you care enough to make the effort for a special occasion.
DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIM BLUSH
There are some things that only he should ever get to see and this can be used to your advantage when thinking up ways to surprise him. Some ideas include:
- Get a fake tattoo somewhere really private. Consult the internet if you’re not sure where that is. Make it something meaningful like his name (first or last) or a special secret the two of you share. If you’re feeling really wild, make it a real, permanent tattoo! Or suggest the two of you get one together! Consult the internet again if you’re not sure where his private areas are.
- Get a nude photo portfolio taken of you by a professional (and reputable) nude portfolio photographer. Classy nude photos of you in an album may be one of the best gifts he’s ever received!
- Proclaim your love for your husband in public. Hang a banner that says you love him in a place where lots of people get to read it (in a mall, off a highway ramp, covering the door of his office. Ring up a radio show and have them “play your song” along with your words of love. Leave an enormous loving card at his work that just begs to be read by the receptionist. Have a t-shirt printed with his face and words of love written on it and wear it all day. Get balloons printed with his face inside a love heart, have them filled with helium and walk around with them.
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
Men like sex. So sexual intercourse should definitely be part of the plan on Valentine’s Day. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do, but try to spice it up, to make it special. Let your hair down, so to speak. Either that, or just go straight for anal. But be adventurous, spontaneous, and make it fun for both of you. If you show him a wild night, it’s guaranteed that he’ll remember it for years to come.
