DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF TROPHIES
A PAID ADVERTISING TESTIMONIAL “I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WIN MORE TROPHIES…” says Dr. Grabkurt, renowned “life” expert. Dr. Grabkurt believes…
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The Michael Character — Do Your Work
In April of this year, James Ikeda (AKA The Michael Character), released “Do Your Work,” a folk punk anthem for the disenfranchised….
INVESTIGATION: What the Hell is Up at Local Pizza Joint?
An Investigative Report by Zach Keebaugh Paladin Pizza in Central Lankville has been in business since 1972. They operate out of a…
Frank Difficult Presents: The Dunwich Horror
Director Daniel Haller’s 1970 cult classic, “The Dunwich Horror,” an adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft short story, stars a mustachioed Dean Stockwell as Wilbur…
News: Millennials Are Moving Back to Lankville and Living Like Kings
A BROCK BELVEDERE SPECIAL REPORT Last year, Berenice Cradles and her boyfriend Josh Wilson-Shires paid $26,000 for a three-bedroom, 1,600 square-foot Lankville…
High Spirits — Soft Pulsars
Portland, Maine’s High Spirits are very likely to put you in some on their jangle pop EP, “Soft Pulsars.” Released in June…
5 Things that Disgust Me in Men: By 5 Famous Lankville Women
Five of Lankville’s most captivating women sat down with The Lankville Daily News to share their thoughts on how local men disgust them….
Lewis M — “7:30am (I’m Out)”
Lewis M is one of the most prolific rappers/beatmakers on the Boston scene right now. His Bandcamp page, chock-full of mini digital albums…
News from Lankville: The Electronic Cranny with Neil Cuppy
The Electronics Cranny: Watcher of the Signals by Neil Cuppy Many of the Electronics Cranny’s fifty-seven radio station towers connecting Eastern Lankville to…
Jim Leonard — Treble in Paradise
Rock ‘n’ high roller Jim Leonard’s latest album “Treble in Paradise,” released in February, is a psychedelic trip down the rabbit hole. Playing…
News from Lankville: This is Me, Getting Into My Van
IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN LANKVILLE LIFE By Billy I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking — okay, it’s a picture of a bald…
Granny Frost — Blown Cleen
Bolder and more focused on his most recent release, noise/rap/rock/spoken word enthusiast Granny Frost, AKA Goon Davis, makes Blown Cleen, the mutant…
