COLLECTED THOUGHTS: VOYEURISM IN 2015
I consider myself to be a private person. I can repress a multitude of thoughts and feelings within a single sigh. What…
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Five Ways to Repurpose Leftover Pumpkins by David Hadbawnik
David Hadbawnik is Lankville’s premier authority on the proper disposal of pumpkins and gourds. Each day, I receive hundreds of thousands of…
Today in Breakfast Sandwiches by Brian Schropp
by Brian Schropp A lot of people come up to me on a daily basis. They say, “Brian, when are you ever…
Unicorn Hard-On — Weird Universe
Now, normally we don’t do this, but if Sarah S. wants to look back a little on one of our Hassle Fest…
Samways and Fick, Consultants: ORGANIZATIONAL DEVELOPMENT
In today’s increasingly challenging and competitive business environment, organizations must function more effectively and efficiently than ever before in World History to…
Screaming Females — Rose Mountain
New Jersey trio Screaming Females is about a decade old and is bursting to the seams with accolades from their peers. With…
STAR SIGHTING AT PIZZA A-ROUND, GARLIC BREAD CONSUMED
Popular motivational speaker and local “financeteer,” Brian 4 Ever, made a rare appearance at the Pizza A-Round last night. Also spotted were…
Presidential Poll Results In; Sturdy Teddy to Recover
By Otho Ump Results of the first national Lankville Presidential Poll were released this morning. President Pondicherry continues to hold a slight…
Area Grocery Store to Dispense Utensils One at a Time
By Brock Belvedere LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES! Barlow Foods is changing the way it offers plastic eating utensils in its cafe, and…
When You’re Ramping it Up with Big Chips, You Don’t Need No Safety Net
by Big Chips, Special Correspondent When you’re out ramping it up with Big Chips, you don’t need no safety net. What you…
Brittle Brian — Bony French Cathedrals
Are you lost? Melancholy? Up to the brim with feelings? Then Brittle Brian, AKA Victoria Rose’s September 2014 release, Bony French Cathedrals,…
Samways and Fick: Consultants (A PAID ADVERTISEMENT)
Samways and Fick, Inc. S&F INC. believes that leaders deserve to have a high-performing team and we help them (the leaders) to…
