Area Grocery Store to Dispense Utensils One at a Time
By Brock Belvedere LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES! Barlow Foods is changing the way it offers plastic eating utensils in its cafe, and…
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When You’re Ramping it Up with Big Chips, You Don’t Need No Safety Net
by Big Chips, Special Correspondent When you’re out ramping it up with Big Chips, you don’t need no safety net. What you…
Samways and Fick: Consultants (A PAID ADVERTISEMENT)
Samways and Fick, Inc. S&F INC. believes that leaders deserve to have a high-performing team and we help them (the leaders) to…
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF TROPHIES
A PAID ADVERTISING TESTIMONIAL “I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WIN MORE TROPHIES…” says Dr. Grabkurt, renowned “life” expert. Dr. Grabkurt believes…
INVESTIGATION: What the Hell is Up at Local Pizza Joint?
An Investigative Report by Zach Keebaugh Paladin Pizza in Central Lankville has been in business since 1972. They operate out of a…
News: Millennials Are Moving Back to Lankville and Living Like Kings
A BROCK BELVEDERE SPECIAL REPORT Last year, Berenice Cradles and her boyfriend Josh Wilson-Shires paid $26,000 for a three-bedroom, 1,600 square-foot Lankville…
5 Things that Disgust Me in Men: By 5 Famous Lankville Women
Five of Lankville’s most captivating women sat down with The Lankville Daily News to share their thoughts on how local men disgust them….
News from Lankville: The Electronic Cranny with Neil Cuppy
The Electronics Cranny: Watcher of the Signals by Neil Cuppy Many of the Electronics Cranny’s fifty-seven radio station towers connecting Eastern Lankville to…
News from Lankville: This is Me, Getting Into My Van
IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN LANKVILLE LIFE By Billy I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking — okay, it’s a picture of a bald…
News from Lankville: THIS JUST IN!
THIS JUST IN! by Sarah Samways, Contributing Female GIRL SPILLS MILK, CRIES FOR DAYS Resident “sad girl,” Desdemona Dylan, 19, is reported…
News from Lankville: A Romance Column
“Summer Thunder” by Jill Candles Ken came to our little street in late June, the first night, the first night of the…
News from Lankville presents “Feelings” by Dr. Kevin Thurston
Dr. Thurston is an expert on men’s feelings. It is very important to understand if you are: 1. male and 2….
