Got yer fill o’madness this past NYE? No?.. Then you best come out to the first Hassle Night of 2014. CELLULAR CHAOS is ‘no wave’ anarchivist Weasel Walter’s (also of: THE FLYING LUTTENBACHERS, BEHOLD… THE ARCTOPUS) greased rhinoceros of a band. Weasel and crew play irreverant nose bleed art rock, over which Admiral Grey’s vocals expertly massage your panic button. Rhythm marauders THE CHANNELS (think a noisy brat band version of ‘The Superfriends’, featuring hulking heros of Guerilla Toss, Designer and Aykroyd) are playing too! Who will be more bizarre on stage? Only one way to find out, but judging by CC’s latest video ‘Adviser’, THE CHANNELS will need to bring it. Kicking off this epic battle will be Providence’s doom-punk berzerkers TINSEL TEETH. No medieval weapons in the mosh pit please. Otherwise, anything goes folks.

10pm // All Ages // $5-10 sliding scale