This summer I went to Oslo and Stockholm. Here are 10 travelogue haiku for each city.
10 OSLO HAIKU
icy sodden wool
wild seas high winds leaking boats
Viking life no thanks
woman positions stuffed pig
it stars in each pic
a society
beats chaos into its cage
seems impossible
Opera House ramps
keeping skateboarders off
seems impossible
it’s sad I’m bored here
Henrik Ibsen museum
he deserves better
7-11 does
whatever Vikings did
Scandy invasion
still silver fjord
vast unbroken reflection
dark waiting below
afraid of water
not great swimmer or sailor
Thor H. you nutjob
pier’s glassy water
ruptures reluctantly
boats an irritant
blackpack imposter
I like Mayhem’s first record
all I’ve really heard
10 HAIKU STOCKHOLM
tired mom buys fries
holy golden Swede goddess
get Bergman on horn
ferries criss cross close
these low slow dutiful mules
plough wave refractions
Strinberg bust selfie
thumbs up manical smile
private joke with self
seems fascist to me
ABBA Bjorn’s fixed “fun!” smile
maybe culture gap
kronas to dollars
recalculation arrests
skull-crotched shorts purchase
astroturf surrounds
Charles VII in noble bronze
whatta buzzkill Chuck
hotel breakfast chat
sole conversation in trip
funny Turkish shrink
hikey and bikey
Swede’s exact right outdoor gear
annoying somehow
guard looks through my bag
“no food in the library”
banana coat-checked
ubiquitous H
omnipresent ampersand
countless Ms follow
ABBREVIATED SNACK REVIEW
Lay’s Kettle Cooked Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese Potato Chips.
It’s interesting just how ho-hum the desecration of your favorite foods can be. One of the blurriest-tasting things I’ve ever eaten. I would like to try Whole Wheat Bread flavored potato chips.
Check it out.
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