It’s simple: when ED SCHRADER comes to town, you go see him. This phenomenon pounds his sermons on an illuminated floor drum, reflecting darkly on candy and riding in a car. But what am I saying, this whole show is amazing! Vienna’s SEX JAMS bring the fuzzed melodies, while local heavies BUGS AND RATS and FREE PIZZA will make your eyes go wide. Say thanks to Illegaly Blind for throwing this beast. Just too bad kiddos can’t come play at Church.

9pm // 21+ // $10