It goes without saying that by the year 3000, hyper-intelligent robots will have taken control of the Earth, and the sum total of human civilization will be a mere footnote in the history books. When that day comes, members of the robo-aristocracy will have access to the highest luxury and comfort available. These cyber-aristocrats will dwell in grand crystal palaces with lighting designed by ancient human James Turrell.

When one of these aristo-bots wants to relax, it will lie back into a jacuzzi filled with amniotic fluid and fiber optic cables. The resulting electrical current will bring about a profoundly calm state of digital ecstasy in the robot’s neural circuitry. It is peaceful. It is perfect. It is a beautiful dream in the language of binary.

100110100110001010. Ahhhhhhh.

As a soundtrack to this amniotic jacuzzi experience, most robots will put on Koen Holtkamp’s Voice Model (Umor-Rex). Get a sneak peek of this #1 hit of the far future by clicking ‘play’ on the Bandcamp link below.