Boston Hassle is hosting a conference between some of the best clout-touting noise heavies on the Eastern Seaboard. They will be discussing the downfall of modern “underground music” and experimenting with various “instruments.” This forum (sick nasty ass show) is going down at a sympathetic venue in JP and it is open to the of-age public. Some of these bands you may have heard of.. and if you have you should be able to predict the outcome of said gathering.

NEPTUNE’S legend is nearly 20 years strong and handmade, with metal and wires. BUCK GOOTER came out of some swamp in Virginia, we’re pretty sure. NY’s ONEIDA bring their 10+ years of hypnotic wisdom to the table. And GUERILLA TOSS, making their only local appearance between US and European tours, will voice concerns about the current state of affairs out there. To summarize what’s in store: retaliating against the mainstream bore. In other words: positive, tenured groove-laden noise and rock crews go blow for blow at a positively legendary show.

9pm // 21+ // $8 // FB