for vegans: remember you can replace the baloney w/ tofurkey, light life slices, etc. and the ritual will still work. i have been assured.
The Unnatural / Girl in a Band
"Time to tell you a dirty story"
sad boy. (or the final phase of project Akhenaten)
for vegans: remember you can replace the baloney w/ tofurkey, light life slices, etc. and the ritual will still work. i have been assured.
our grandfather approves of this message.
remember, the bologna has to sizzle.
while all of the other gods play the game of power, pan watches from the sidelines. but pan is not idle, he sees what is going on, how the balance has been upset. and when the peril is greatest he will send his children as emissaries, under the protection of their grandfather, to bring to the humans of this earth myriad remedies and enchantments, to heal and protect them from the petty squabbles of the selfish gods. this is the message given to me, for you. you are all children of children. go now, and carry the message forth into the world without fear, for hermes will attend to all who proselytize the gospel of humanism.