Toot toot all aboard ha ha I am a sea captain aarrg. Just kidding, I’m just some writing in a newspaper but I still would like to tell you to get all aboard a big boat with Boston indie-blossoms, Speedy Ortiz. The only seasickness you will experience on this ride is feeling queasy and puking off of the side of the boat and having your friend rub your back. Ha ha just kidding, that IS seasickness.