Flyer by the lovely Anna Cieslik

Did you know that when you look up in the sky and look at the stars, those stars aren’t even there? It’s just Space Lady flying a million tiny spaceships around with her mind. Space Lady recently used one such spaceships to abduct a crew of sideshow freaks, and after the probing 😉 she brainwashed her new crew into taking center stage at Midway Cafe this Sunday night. Duck That starts the night by making duck sounds with things that are not ducks. If Space Lady is not pleased with the audience reception, she will turn the audience into ducks (this applies throughout the night). Next up is our star, Space Lady. If you close your eyes, she will transport you to a black hole, where you can finally learn what it feels like to be spaghettified (warning: it is not like the fucking end of Interstellar). Next, Keytar Bear, that dude who wears a bear suit and otherwise just plays funky covers on the keytar at your favorite T stop, will do that same thing…now on a stage. Absolute Paradise closes the night with mystical, drowsy sleep-music. You will fall asleep, right there on the sticky, sticky floor of Midway. When you wake up, your wallet will be gone, but you will still thank Space Lady for a great trip down the interstellar (not the fucking movie) highway.

~WL